"Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide."
"Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."Stephen Evans on Oprah Winfrey
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."Stephen Evans on Jon Stewart
"The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest."Stephen Evans on William Blake
"Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse."Stephen Evans on Henry Van Dyke
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."Stephen Evans on Erma Bombeck
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