"Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Ted Nugent on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Ted Nugent on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Ted Nugent on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Ted Nugent on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Ted Nugent on Plato
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe."
"For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore."
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