"Quite frankly, Barack Obama knows what it's like to pay a mortgage and student loans. He knows what it's like to watch a beloved family member in a medical crisis and worry that treatment is out of reach. Barack Obama knows our struggles. And, my friends, he shares our values."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ted Strickland on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ted Strickland on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ted Strickland on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ted Strickland on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ted Strickland on Erma Bombeck
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