"I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Tim Heidecker on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Tim Heidecker on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Tim Heidecker on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Tim Heidecker on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Tim Heidecker on Bill Gates
"My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical."
"Most of my ideas just come out funny."
"Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that."
"There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices."
"I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway."
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