"There's a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world."
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness."Tim Heidecker on Dalai Lama
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."Tim Heidecker on Mahatma Gandhi
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."Tim Heidecker on C. S. Lewis
"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."Tim Heidecker on C. S. Lewis
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."Tim Heidecker on Albert Camus
"I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that."
"My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical."
"Most of my ideas just come out funny."
"Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that."
"There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices."
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