"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
"An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law."Todd Barry on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized."Todd Barry on Albert Einstein
"Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized."Todd Barry on Albert Einstein
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery."Todd Barry on Malcolm X
"If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem."Todd Barry on Abraham Lincoln
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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