"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Todd Barry on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Todd Barry on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Todd Barry on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Todd Barry on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Todd Barry on Conan O'Brien
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
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