"It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Tori Spelling on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Tori Spelling on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Tori Spelling on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Tori Spelling on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Tori Spelling on Elbert Hubbard
"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance."
"I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you! You rock!"
"People are always saying that Hollywood messes up kids. I'm like, 'No, families mess up kids!' I grew up in Hollywood, and I'm perfectly fine. If my children want to go into the entertainment business, I won't stop them, as long as they're passionate about it."
"I want to be a cool mom."
"It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?'"
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