"I've made club songs, and I've made radio songs, and I've made the car songs."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."T-Pain on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."T-Pain on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."T-Pain on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."T-Pain on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."T-Pain on Steven Wright
"The way that people show me love on Twitter? I don't know man. It's amazing."
"My first car was an '84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasn't good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Don't do that. Do it on concrete."
"My dad always told me that the best way to get somebody to get at you is to talk bad about them to somebody else."
"My dad always told me that anyone's voice is just another instrument added to the music."
"I don't do the whole, 'Put my name on it, make me famous' thing."
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