"I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Tracey Ullman on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Tracey Ullman on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Tracey Ullman on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Tracey Ullman on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Tracey Ullman on Steven Wright
"Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?"
"I'm as famous as I want to be."
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
"I think serial monogamy says it all."
"It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
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