"It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Tracey Ullman on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Tracey Ullman on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Tracey Ullman on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Tracey Ullman on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Tracey Ullman on Elbert Hubbard
"I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes."
"Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?"
"I'm as famous as I want to be."
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
"I think serial monogamy says it all."
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