"I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Tracy Morgan on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Tracy Morgan on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Tracy Morgan on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Tracy Morgan on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Tracy Morgan on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets."
"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."
"Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music."
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."
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