"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Tracy Morgan on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Tracy Morgan on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Tracy Morgan on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Tracy Morgan on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Tracy Morgan on Henry Ward Beecher
"I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets."
"I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it."
"Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music."
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."
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