"I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Trey Parker on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Trey Parker on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Trey Parker on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Trey Parker on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Trey Parker on Joseph Stalin
"It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works."
"I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them."
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut."
"I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister."
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