"And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Ty Burrell on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Ty Burrell on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Ty Burrell on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Ty Burrell on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Ty Burrell on Henry David Thoreau
"There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point."
"My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out."
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