"My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out."
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."Ty Burrell on Albert Einstein
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."Ty Burrell on Oscar Wilde
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."Ty Burrell on Arthur C. Clarke
"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."Ty Burrell on John F. Kennedy
"I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours."Ty Burrell on John F. Kennedy
"There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point."
"And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams."
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