"There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Ty Burrell on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Ty Burrell on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Ty Burrell on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Ty Burrell on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Ty Burrell on James C. Dobson
"And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams."
"My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out."
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