"I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Uma Thurman on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Uma Thurman on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Uma Thurman on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Uma Thurman on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Uma Thurman on Elbert Hubbard
"So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life."
"Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan."
"I don't feel famous."
"I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman."
"I'm an actress and mom, and I probably don't have enough of an active spiritual life. And I don't know why people run around calling themselves by the names of religions when they don't actually practise them."
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