"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."W. C. Fields on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."W. C. Fields on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."W. C. Fields on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."W. C. Fields on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."W. C. Fields on Benjamin Franklin
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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