"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."W. C. Fields on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."W. C. Fields on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."W. C. Fields on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."W. C. Fields on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."W. C. Fields on Winston Churchill
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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