"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."W. C. Fields on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."W. C. Fields on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."W. C. Fields on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."W. C. Fields on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."W. C. Fields on Mark Twain
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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