"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."W. C. Fields on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."W. C. Fields on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."W. C. Fields on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."W. C. Fields on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."W. C. Fields on C. S. Lewis
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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