"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."W. C. Fields on William Shakespeare
"For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth."W. C. Fields on Bo Bennett
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."W. C. Fields on Stephen King
"Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks."W. C. Fields on Isaac Watts
"Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement."W. C. Fields on Golda Meir
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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