"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Will Rogers on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Will Rogers on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Will Rogers on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Will Rogers on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Will Rogers on John Lennon
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."
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