"People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Will Rogers on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Will Rogers on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Will Rogers on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Will Rogers on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Will Rogers on Plato
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."
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