"An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."William Feather on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."William Feather on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."William Feather on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."William Feather on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."William Feather on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
"Women lie about their age men lie about their income."
"That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally."
"The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon."
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