"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
"Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises."Woody Allen on Pedro Calderon de la Barca
"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."Woody Allen on Anais Nin
"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes."Woody Allen on e. e. cummings
"All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind."Woody Allen on Abraham Lincoln
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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