"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Woody Allen on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Woody Allen on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Woody Allen on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Woody Allen on Oscar Wilde
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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