"Marriage is the death of hope."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Woody Allen on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Woody Allen on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Woody Allen on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Woody Allen on Helen Keller
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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