"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Woody Allen on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Woody Allen on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Woody Allen on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Woody Allen on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Woody Allen on Mark Twain
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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