"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Woody Allen on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Woody Allen on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Woody Allen on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Woody Allen on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Woody Allen on Abraham Lincoln
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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