"Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Zoe Lister-Jones on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Zoe Lister-Jones on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Zoe Lister-Jones on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Zoe Lister-Jones on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Zoe Lister-Jones on Wayne Dyer
"We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage."
"In my view, relationship movies never get old because humanity will never not be confounded by their relationships."
"The secret to a long-lasting relationship is perpetually imagining the worst. It's a world view tracing back to my Eastern European ancestry and one I draw upon regularly."
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