Jonathan Cainer's Zodiac Forecast
Jonathan Cainer
Your forecast from Jonathan Cainer, Britain's top astrologer.
Your daily reading for 13th Feb 2012:
What are you doing here reading this? Don't you know you are supposed to be somewhere else doing something different? Fancy making such a silly mistake. You will be telling me next that you have a right to lead your life as you choose. What a selfish attitude! Where would we be if everyone were to think like this? Now, run along like a good Cancerian and start being subservient once more. And remember, please, always to be awe-struck by authority figures. You refuse? Good. That's the spirit!
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Profile: Cancer
Cancerians are the zodiac's most sensitive souls. They cannot help but feel concern for their fellow humans. They are never happier than when making someone else happy, never sadder than when they fear they have inadvertently caused hurt. Anyone with a Cancerian friend has little need of anything else in life.
Cancerians like to play it safe. They would be dull people were it not for one thing: powerful emotions. When a Cancerian feels strong attraction, all caution flies out of the window. Consequently, Cancerians spend their lives trying to restabilise between the last big upheaval and the next. In the attempt to be steady and settled, Cancerians can let people take them for granted. But when one of those strong inner urges surfaces, they'll overthrow everything and take breathtaking risks. They justify it with the hope that their action will lead to stability and better circumstances. Usually it does. It's useless speaking to them about common sense when they're in the throes of passion. They'd have to ignore you. For, while Cancerians are good at looking after others, they hate to be told what to do!
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