Top 10 fare-dodging excuses
Experts believe that more than 110,000 train journeys are made every day by people who skip the ticket counter - and now the excuses that offenders use to try and wriggle away from inspectors have been recorded and made public for the first time ever.
We've got a run-down of the top 10 most-used excuses, with gems including "what's a ticket?" and "Don't you know who I am?"













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