Are you the Christmas office party buffoon?

Surviving the office Christmas party is a skill which can reward you with either a hefty promotion for saving the boss' wife from choking on a party sausage or, alternatively, being fired for a lewd act with a fire extinguisher and a drunken receptionist.
Like drinking, it's best handled in moderation but how well do you fare come Christmas time?
Find out with this quick quiz.
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