Bird-brained inventions
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Human Car Wash
Trialled:
1969
Time-consuming bed-baths must be a huge strain on the already stretched NHS. With this in mind, may we suggest the Human Car Wash? Simply strap patients in and the conveyer belt soaks, rinses and blow-dries the bed-bound until they're as good as new.
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