Men's Room

These two have been at each others throats for years; the exact reason behind their feud has been forgotten over time. Something to do with a crap song Posh released with Jordan's fat ex, we think.

In theory they should be friends, they have so much in common - metrosexual husbands, talent for self promotion, lack of a discernable talent etc.

Why are these two successful, independent women drawn to hate each other? We don't care, but we can settle the dispute by subjecting them to our scientific-ish comparison and revealing who comes out on top in this battle of the babes.