Motoring
Jeremy Clarkson's gems
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Vowing to mow down cyclists at great speed
As a true petrolhead, Clarkson's disdain for pedal power attracts lashings of fury. After the London bombings many took to riding bikes to work but not without a rough safety lecture from Jeremy.
He warned all those setting off on two wheels for the first time: "Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun"
Continuing with glee he also announced: "do not pull up at junctions in front of a line of traffic. Because if I'm behind you, I will set off at normal speed and you will be crushed under my wheels."
He warned all those setting off on two wheels for the first time: "Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun"
Continuing with glee he also announced: "do not pull up at junctions in front of a line of traffic. Because if I'm behind you, I will set off at normal speed and you will be crushed under my wheels."
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