Motoring
Jeremy Clarkson's gems
Cordoning off a public footpath against dogs
Clarkson is not much of an animal lover, so when dogs allegedly started killing sheep on his stretch of land on the Isle of Man he took action.
The vital public footpath stretched across Clarkson's property so he banned it, and essentially sent walkers miles off course.
He blamed "unpleasant and deeply militant dog walkers" adding: "You have these clots who just can't see it. They just think they have a God given right to trample around on somebody else's garden wherever they want and kill the sheep."
The vital public footpath stretched across Clarkson's property so he banned it, and essentially sent walkers miles off course.
He blamed "unpleasant and deeply militant dog walkers" adding: "You have these clots who just can't see it. They just think they have a God given right to trample around on somebody else's garden wherever they want and kill the sheep."













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