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The top 15 cheesy chat-up lines that work!

Cheesy chat-up lines are the key to a woman's heart, according to a new survey of 3,000 women.

Two-thirds of women secretly appreciate corny questions such as, "Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" and "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?".

And the man's bravery is rewarded - 59% think using a chat-up line shows a man has got a great sense of humour and another 58% see it as confidence on his part.

The lines even result in lasting relationships in some cases. One in 10 go on to have a long-term relationship while nearly half agree to a date.

Kat McClure, UK manager of online casino MrGreen.com, which carried out the research, said: "For years, chat-up lines have been seen as desperate and something only a brave few men would dare to try.

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"But it seems that they could actually be the best way to a woman’s heart. Women like a guy with a good sense of humour, and a good chat-up line can be a great way of displaying that men have one.

"It also takes confidence to pull off a successful chat-up line, which is another quality that can leave many women feeling weak at the knees.

"However, with the reputation chat-up lines have, it is going to take a brave guy to give it a go, but as long as you keep it light-hearted and don’t take it too seriously, you could find you are in luck.

"Chat-up lines may be cheesy but it looks like the mark of a true gent here in UK could be his opening one-liner after all."

The most frequently used (and successful) chat-up lines:

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
4. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor.
5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
7. Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
8. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
9. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
10. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.
11. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
13. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
14. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
15. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?