"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."
"A joke is a very serious thing."A. Whitney Brown on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."A. Whitney Brown on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."A. Whitney Brown on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."A. Whitney Brown on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."A. Whitney Brown on Henry Ward Beecher
"The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest."