"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Aaron Allston on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Aaron Allston on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Aaron Allston on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Aaron Allston on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Aaron Allston on Plato