"Yes, sir, a patrol car came and took me down to a station where they were trying to develop films, but they hadn't got the facilities to develop colored film."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Abraham Zapruder on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Abraham Zapruder on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Abraham Zapruder on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Abraham Zapruder on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Abraham Zapruder on Steven Wright
"He leaned about the same way in falling towards Jacqueline, forward, down towards the bottom of the car."