"I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Adam Osborne on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Adam Osborne on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Adam Osborne on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Adam Osborne on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Adam Osborne on Steven Wright
"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster."
"The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all."
"The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers."