"God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Adam Sandler on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Adam Sandler on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Adam Sandler on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Adam Sandler on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Adam Sandler on John Lennon
"I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect."
"Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle."
"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."
"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad."
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."