"You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Adam Sandler on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Adam Sandler on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Adam Sandler on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Adam Sandler on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Adam Sandler on John Lennon
"I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect."
"Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle."
"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."
"The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad."
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."