"Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Addison Mizner on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Addison Mizner on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Addison Mizner on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Addison Mizner on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Addison Mizner on Plato
"Where there is a will there is a lawsuit."
"God gives us relatives thank God, we can choose our friends."