"A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Agnes Repplier on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Agnes Repplier on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Agnes Repplier on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Agnes Repplier on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Agnes Repplier on Josh Billings
"It is as impossible to withhold education from the receptive mind, as it is impossible to force it upon the unreasoning."
"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere."
"Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding."
"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."
"It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more."