"I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad, like black garbage bags for heads."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Ahmet Zappa on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Ahmet Zappa on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Ahmet Zappa on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Ahmet Zappa on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Ahmet Zappa on Friedrich Nietzsche
"When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn that in. I got praised for my imagination."