"Marriage isn't a carnival ride."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Aisha Tyler on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Aisha Tyler on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Aisha Tyler on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Aisha Tyler on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Aisha Tyler on James C. Dobson
"My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks."
"I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anything academically around the arts."
"People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future."
"The only concept or experience or core belief that I can attribute my other-ness to is that I just started out a weirdo and I stayed a weirdo. And it took me a long time to embrace my outsidership and see it as a strength rather than a weakness."